Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Promise Kept!! Nigerian Prostitutes Congratulate Buhari, Declare Nationwide Free Sex

This is serious.. lol! The National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes, NANP, on Friday, January 9, 2015 said they will declare three days free Sex If Buhari wins (Read HERE if you missed it) well, just read this;..

    The National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes, NANP, has congratulated the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on his victory in the just concluded presidential election. NANP in a text message forwarded to DailyPost reporter, Ameh reiterated its promise to declare a-three day free sex across the country if president Jonathan eventually loses the seat to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of APC.
    “Hi Ameh, please kindly extend NANP’s felicitation to Gen. Buhari for winning the presidential election. On behalf of every member of NANP, we heartily congratulate the People’s General for winning the poll. “As part of our earlier promise, we will be declaring a three-day free sex nationwide. We want all our members to honour this directive. We want to use this privilege to beg the President-elect to look into the welfare of this association. We believe his victory will surely better this harmless struggle,” the SMS read.

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