Jeremy Glass has penned a most classic and working se x positions that will blow your mind away. So if you want to get the most bang for your buck in terms of the effort you're putting in, here are five positions every guy must try out to achieve maximum satisfaction and pleasure.
5. THE LAZY DOG
How it looks: A take on do ggy style, the male partner uses his female partner as a human cushion as he lays down on top of her and shoves his whole body back and forth while she patiently awaits underneath. Pretty awesome unless the man weighs over 20 stone.
How it feels: You know, not bad... All the skin-on-skin contact is pretty great for both partners (assuming you're not crushing your partner) and there’s nothing better than a warm human body pillow.
4. THE CUDDLE BUDDIES
How it looks: You know how this looks; the common cuddle with the necessary addition of full-blown pen etration. The male partner plays big spoon to his bae – as the reverse doesn’t exactly work, because biology – and the cuddle immediately becomes the cuddle-bang.
How it feels: Cuddling is one of those natural phenomenons that even those not in committed relationships can enjoy. Adding the beloved act of intercourse feels comfortable, familiar, and overall wonderful. We love cuddle-bangin'.
3. THE LEAN DOG GY
How it looks: Well, that all depends on the (a) girl and (b) the thing she's leaning over. If you have a really understanding woman-friend who enjoys sex from behind while she rests her elbows on a wooden desk, all is well. Leaning your partner over, say, a table and taking her from behind requires work from her end (no pun intended) but allows the guy to go about se xy times while literally just standing there. Literally!
How it feels: It depends on the surface. If you’re leaning the girl over a bathroom sink, it probably won’t be the best for her. If you're going to be a lazy lover, at least be a gentleman. Try the edge of the bed.
2. REVERSE COWGIRL
How it looks: It’s interesting that one of the laziest se x positions for a guy can be one of the non-laziest se x positions for the girl. In the reverse cowg irl, the guy lays flat on his back while his partner rides him on top facing the other direction.
It’s a lot of work for the woman, but the least amount of work possible for the guy. He just lays there and enjoys himself.
How it feels: A great view without having to remember to make eye contact? Feels good, man.
1. CLOTHED ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND
How it looks: Just like regular se x, except everyone’s wearing clothes. Typically occurs when time is of the essence, but chafing is imminent.
How it feels: Like you're wearing a condom over your entire body. Also, watch out for the zipper.
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