A Danish artist named Uwe Max Jensen has done a somewhat spoofy feat by
painting a naked photo of s3xtape celebrity Kim Kardashian using his
flaccid Penis and accrylic paint. The artist used his penis to make the
painting from the famous magazine shoot Kim did for Paper Magazine. He
was so proud of his achievement he called up the folks at Daily Dot
Saying;
"I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other, "I have a very skilled penis, art-wise."When using this particular tool, though, size does matter! "It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one's 'natural brush,'"
"If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce
the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a
better painting." "My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and
for sex and joy," "But I can also use it in my art, and that's joyful
for me on more levels.""I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other, "I have a very skilled penis, art-wise."When using this particular tool, though, size does matter! "It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one's 'natural brush,'"
He continues;
"I saw this picture of Kim Kardashian and this very impressive behind she has, and I thought, 'This must be portrait number two,'"
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