Don't Laugh Alone!! Be honest which of this books would you buy?

 Kill your boredom and help others to do the same... read the joke below ;

I Wanted to buy book in a bookshop,
then I saw some books with the following Titles :
(1) How to look Beautiful/Handsome
by: Obasanjo.
I was confused!

(2). Food that will make you grow tall
by: Osita Iheme (pawpaw).
I was so confused!!

(3). My Love for Nigeria
by: Abubakar Shekau.
very surprised!

(4). Tips on how to get Married
by: Genevieve Nnaji.
I was shocked!

(5).The Joy of Poverty
by: Aliko Dangote.
Over shocked!!

(6).Guidelines on how to pass your English
Language.
by: Patience Jonathan.
 
I just fainted!!!!!

Abeg if it's u,
which of them would you buy???