Ewoo!! Dead Priest Wakes Up To Declare That God Is A Woman

              A 71-yr-old Catholic priest John Micheal O’neal, from Massachussetts was declared dead for more than 48 minutes, but he was miraculously revived by medics. Strangely he woke up with a shocking revelation that he had gone to heaven and met God.

Reports say Father O'neal was rushed to the hospital on January 29 after a major heart attack, but was declared clinically dead soon after his arrival.

Doctors were afraid he would have suffered some brain damage from the incident, but he woke up less than 48 hours later and seems to have perfectly recovered.

The elderly priest claims that he went to heaven and encountered God, which he describes as a woman.

“Her presence was both overwhelming and comforting” states the Catholic priest.

“She had a soft and soothing voice and her presence was as reassuring as a mother’s embrace. The fact that God is a Holy Mother instead of a Holy Father doesn’t disturb me, she is everything I hoped she would be and even more!”