Sunday, November 16, 2014

More Beautiful Ladies Being “RAPTURED” To Heaven In Florida

                         Last week, the bizarre news of rapture taking place in a part of America has taken a lot of us by surprise, now this rapture has left the city of Wyoming to Florida. However,in Florida, it was only attractive ladies that were taken.

It has been estimated there are over 200 missing women and more leaving by the minute.
Friends caught several photos of the girls getting beamed up.

“We were in our hotel room and Stacey just lifted off and dissipated through the ceiling. It was terrifying,” Amanda Peters said. “My friend snapped a photo of the incident.”


A lot of the other Florida women were enjoying time on the beach when they were raptured.
“Great day out swimming and my chick just zipped up into the sky,” Brody Plant said. “This totally sucks. Jesus took my girlfriend.”

Brody wasn’t the only guy to lose his girlfriend. John Page also saw his lady get sucked up into the sky. “It was nucking futs! She went flipping out of the water. But I’m not surprised she was taken. She’s a big Christian and was always bitching for me to go to church. I guess I should have listened. Now she’s gone for eternity and I’m left behind.”

A pastor said, “This is not for us to judge or to question. God works in mysterious ways

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